Suarez world cup parody

The third bite is the deepest (Rod Stewart)

Go on, sing it. Ya know ya wanna 😀

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After hearing the song, Suarez was quoted
Saying “IF YOU CAN’T BEAT EM… EAT EM”
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It started in 2010
When he bit Bakkal then did it again
Even though he got a 7 match ban
Still bit Ivanovic just because he can

Suarez you know

The third bite is the deepest
Ask Chiellini, he knows
The third bite is the deepest

Suarez and his knashers are cursed
When it comes to playin fair, he’s worse

He just ran up by his side
Took a bite an when got caught he just lied
Swore he didn’t, held his teeth and then cried
It’s so obvious that he’ll do it again

Suarez you know

The third bite is the deepest
Ask Chiellini, he knows
The third bite is the deepest

Suarez and his knashers are cursed
When it comes to playin fair, he’s worse

Tabarez do you have no shame
When you said that it’s all part of the game
And that FIFA shouldn’t give him the blame
But it’s so obvious that he’ll do it again

Suarez you know

The third bite is the deepest
Ask Chiellini, he knows
The third bite is the deepest

Suarez and his knashers are cursed
When it comes to playin fair, he’s worse

 

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